That Awkward Average Moment

My friend’s advice to me when I’m about to walk home from a party alone

MY SNACK CHOICES

howdoiputthisgently:

AT SCHOOL:

AT HOME:

When I’ve been reusing my monthly contacts for 3 months

How I wake up my friends in the morning while we’re on vacation:

My excuse every time I get fast food because I don’t have time to cook

My holiday diet

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When anyone tries to teach me history

I ignore them like:

What my roommates think I’m doing at the library before finals

What I’m really doing:

When I start applying for jobs

whatshouldbetchescallme:

When I found out alcohol and weed are neurotoxins

but decided to go out anyway, I’m like